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HOLY SHIT!
THEOLOGIANS: "JAMES WARNOCK IS THE ANTICHRIST!"
By Elena Zeitsev, Staff Writer
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. (Monday, August 18) — A newly published university study based on the so-called "Bible Code" contends that it has identified the Antichrist spoken of in the Biblical book of Revelation.
The cryptological analysis, published this week in the Journal of Theological Research, transliterated ancient cuneiform references to modern-day letters, and ordered them in what researchers say is the Antichrist's human name: James Warnock.
The authors of the paper stressed that the people who share this name all are "innocents," except for "the unique individual who may not even know he or she is the Antichrist."
The researchers, from Bob Grant University outside Minneapolis, are currently studying geographical evidence using the same techniques. "The evidence so far indicates that this individual lives in New Orleans, La.," the paper said. The researchers say the next step will be to investigate the background of every James Warnock within a 50-mile radius of New Orleans, La., and determine whether any "extreme sanction" can, or should, be taken.
THEOLOGIANS: "JAMES WARNOCK IS THE ANTICHRIST!"
By Elena Zeitsev, Staff Writer
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. (Monday, August 18) — A newly published university study based on the so-called "Bible Code" contends that it has identified the Antichrist spoken of in the Biblical book of Revelation.
The cryptological analysis, published this week in the Journal of Theological Research, transliterated ancient cuneiform references to modern-day letters, and ordered them in what researchers say is the Antichrist's human name: James Warnock.
The authors of the paper stressed that the people who share this name all are "innocents," except for "the unique individual who may not even know he or she is the Antichrist."
The researchers, from Bob Grant University outside Minneapolis, are currently studying geographical evidence using the same techniques. "The evidence so far indicates that this individual lives in New Orleans, La.," the paper said. The researchers say the next step will be to investigate the background of every James Warnock within a 50-mile radius of New Orleans, La., and determine whether any "extreme sanction" can, or should, be taken.
