Uncomfortable Moments
I moved all of my shit out of that god awful guest house and into my new dwelling last night. The stupid landlord's wife (aka landlady) showed up for some reason so I told her I was just moving some of my things into my office to prepare for my move out next week but that I'd be paying for a final week on Friday. Well today she SHOWED UP AT MY OFFICE with a bag with a few things I forgot. They discovered the broken air conditioner and she wanted her keys back. She informed me that the little air conditioning box cost $350 and wanted my address so if it cost more to repair she could send me a bill. Hell, I gave her my real new address. I'd love to get a bill from those bastards. I'm a pro when it comes to small claims court.
The one thing I regret is that in tense moments like that I cant be more suave and confident, like Nomi in Showgirls. You know, Nomi would've just taken a bite of her icecream with a sly grin. This is how Nomi would've reacted (with real comments from the landlady)
Landlady: Someone broke apart the air-conditioner.
Nomi: (Eating a cherry from her ice cream) Oh really? I wonder how that happened.
Landlady: We were very disappointed.
Nomi: Why? Your hair will grow back out eventually. Oh! You mean about the air conditioner. Yeah, that sucks.
Landlady: The cost to replace one of those boxes is $350 so in case it costs more than your deposit, where can we send you a bill?
Nomi: Oh, well that would be 123 Fuck You Way, You're a Stupid Bitch, USA, 66669
Hope to see you in the crowd :)
-NOC-