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Friday, August 15th, 2003

    Time Event
    10:23a
    kiss my ass2
    congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
    bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
    You must be so proud


    which happy bunny are you?
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    12:00p
    Avoid the Noid! (But not Boyd)
    So I met this guy online like five months ago and we chatted. He's in his early 30s, handsome in this cool geek sheik kind of way, but he was in a relationship with this big bear dude. Then we didn't talk for like awhile, and then I ended up talking to him a few days ago. It turned out that he was at his BF's place in Lake Charles but he was coming back to New Orleans last night. We got to talking about how I was moving into my new place and he offered to help!

    Let me tell you, when it comes to moving, I'm a 3 on a scale of 1-10 of difficulty (with 10 being the most difficult.) I don't own a lot of stuff. 1 box oc music, 1 box of movies, 1 box of books, 1 box of random stuff, and then clothes. I actually had a TV but I gave it to him because it was kinda small, really old, and the colors on it are all messed up anyway, and where I'm moving has 2 TVs already. He was SO nice, and so now I'm excited to hang out with him more often! He really made me feel WELCOME HERE. (snicker)

    -noc-
    2:19p
    Your Name: James Warnock
    Your Date of Birth: 02/06/1979
    Your Question or Information: singer actor writer entertainer gay

    Past

    Perdhro - Unexpected gains, hidden secrets coming to light, discovering that which has been lost, spiritual evolution.

    Present

    Ehwaz - Abrupt changes, moving into new home and environment, travel, swift change in situation.

    Future

    Tir - Victory, leadership, success over other competitors, increase in finances, virility and passion (especially for men).

    Cast the runes here:
    Rune Caster

    2:42p
    Uncomfortable Moments
    I moved all of my shit out of that god awful guest house and into my new dwelling last night. The stupid landlord's wife (aka landlady) showed up for some reason so I told her I was just moving some of my things into my office to prepare for my move out next week but that I'd be paying for a final week on Friday. Well today she SHOWED UP AT MY OFFICE with a bag with a few things I forgot. They discovered the broken air conditioner and she wanted her keys back. She informed me that the little air conditioning box cost $350 and wanted my address so if it cost more to repair she could send me a bill. Hell, I gave her my real new address. I'd love to get a bill from those bastards. I'm a pro when it comes to small claims court.

    The one thing I regret is that in tense moments like that I cant be more suave and confident, like Nomi in Showgirls. You know, Nomi would've just taken a bite of her icecream with a sly grin. This is how Nomi would've reacted (with real comments from the landlady)

    Landlady: Someone broke apart the air-conditioner.
    Nomi: (Eating a cherry from her ice cream) Oh really? I wonder how that happened.
    Landlady: We were very disappointed.
    Nomi: Why? Your hair will grow back out eventually. Oh! You mean about the air conditioner. Yeah, that sucks.
    Landlady: The cost to replace one of those boxes is $350 so in case it costs more than your deposit, where can we send you a bill?
    Nomi: Oh, well that would be 123 Fuck You Way, You're a Stupid Bitch, USA, 66669




    Hope to see you in the crowd :)

    -NOC-
    4:55p
    My New QUIZ
    I invite you all to take my new quiz and post your results here!

    Which of my ex-boyfriend are you? Find out at QUIZILLA!

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